For those of you who are familiar with my life’s work, please do not be alarmed: I’m still putting in long hours trying to burn the Internet to the ground. It’s an e-garbage iDump and it must be stopped! “But, Gabe, how can you burn the Internet to the ground when you are launching a whole new website?” Come on, man, you have to destroy things from the inside! Didn’t you ever hear that? Or have you not spent enough time around terribly misguided people with horrible ideas about how you destroy things?
Mostly, this is just a long overdue centralized location for people to be able to find me if they want to do that for some reason. I’ve written a bunch of stuff in a few different places and it’s kind of weird that I haven’t had this website until now but now I have it. Cool story! I wish it was longer! As far as this post is concerned (because let’s see just HOW self-referential and navel-gazey we can get RIGHT AWAY) I’m just trying to put SOMETHING up on the website so it doesn’t look weird. You’re welcome. Better let everyone on GoodReads know you just had a real good read. As you know, there is nothing worse than a website that looks weird. It’s so embarrassing! Everyone teases you on Twitter!
OK! Welcome to it. More later. And then less later, if all goes according to plan. (The plan being the total dissolution of the Internet.)