I watched FOX News for the first time ever this morning—The Bill O’Reilly Spin Factor Hour Zone excluded—and it wasn’t as bad as all of the liberal elite are always trying to force me to believe against my will.
My favorite part was when they interviewed the NY police commissioner about preparations being made for the RNC and the guy asked “So, should delegates be careful to take off their i.d. badges and hats and stuff when they’re walking on the street?”
The RNC is in New York, right? They didn’t move it, to, like, Mogadishu or something, right?