You Have a Plus Three Suck Modifier

People are always coming up to me and saying “Hey CorpCas, you’re super cool, what’s your secret?”

Well, losers, let’s just put it this way: the best way to feel skinny is hanging out in a room of morbidly obese people.

Get it?
You suck.

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