National Lampoon’s White House Vacation

You may know that President Bush is going to address the nation tonight concerning his clear plan of action for the transfer of power in Iraq, but did you know that he will be addressing the nation with a cut on his lip, and scrapes on his nose, chin, and hand?

What, you ask, did the President of the United States of America do to make himself look like the loser of a barfight? He fell off of a bicycle.

Between his most recent mishap, the time he dropped a dog on its head, the time he fell off of a Segway scooter, and the time he almost choked on a pretzel, I believe George W. Bush is the most Chevy Chase-ish of any American president to date.

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