I am starting a new Social Website!
Please register at www.acquaintancester.com
You can link up with your favorite acquaintances and send each other messages from the following selection:
“Hey, What’s Up?!”
“Good to See You.”
“How Are You?”
“I’ve Got to Go, But You Should Call Me Sometime.”
“How is [Blank]?”
You can post up to three user pictures, but they should all look like slightly different people, even though if you stare at them for long enough it’s obviously you, but at first glance you’re not sure and might not even recognize you!
You can also pretend to be wearing headphones and not notice your acquaintancester when they message you!!
I apologize for this journal. All of it.