Martha Stewart has a Twitter now. Whatever. She never done NOTHING to me. I hope she gets a billion followers and her twits are sent into space. But the intern that actually runs that thing needs 2 get it 2 gether. Because Martha Stewart Twitter is only following six people:
YOU ARE NOT IN COLLEGE ANYMORE, INTERN. THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL WOMAN WITH REAL BIZUNESS INTERESTS U R REPRESENTING. Martha Stewart Twitter is @amateur!