I’ve been really against WeightWatchers for a long time because it’s food for women. I knew that it didn’t have the vitamins and nutrients that a man needs for all his man activities. It was food for three kinds of people:
2. Gay Men
But now I am just really in the mood for WeightWatchers For Men because I know that it’s going to taste delicious and also be full of electrolytes and nicotine and whiskey and TESTOSTERONE. I’m going to just eat some WeightWatchers for Men and get some ripped abs because of diet and go out in the woods and fuck a shark with my bare hands. NO RABBITS ALLOWED.