Man. What a great weekend.
What did you guys do this weekend?
Did you drink Singhas ringside at a Muay Thai fight in the financial district?
Did you have an amazing Chinese hot pot dinner party in your apartment with all your pals?
No? Awww. That’s too bad. I’m sorry. Here is the world’s tiniest dick being jacked off just for you.
Seriously. I’m really sorry. This is how sorry: