Look, I know that I’ve been changing my mind a lot lately. First I reversed my initial claim of wanting a full, detailed write up in ljers4eternity and decided that I wanted no mention of my death on the internet. Now I have to reverse that position again. Well, not exactly a reversal, but definitely a philosophical shift. When I die, I do not want to be memorialized on some blog, instead, I will usher in my physical death by becoming pure energy, entering the mainframe and becoming Cyberchrist, and my birth cry will be the ringing of every phone on the planet.
Lawnmower Man, you guys. We almost forgot! He is the one that we blame for ALL OF THIS.