OK, listen. I’m going to try again, because it’s the only thing I’ve ever asked of you, and you babies are being so difficult that I want to shake you into a coma while your parents are running errands. You need to start listening to the Best Show on WFMU as I have told you COUNTLESS (+/- 3) times, and as a scientist I have found that the easiest way to get people listening to the show is to start with some Philly Boy Roy and then eventually move out of the race car bed of Philly Boy Roy and into the big boy’s bed of the whole show.
So, are you strapped in? You got your helmet on?
Here is a recent call from Philly Boy Roy.
BEST SHOW ON WFMU. Get with the program.