Children of the Corn for President!

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Who wouldn’t vote for this angriest of anti-war munchi-chis? Isaac will make the best Vice President. He will help balance out Kucinich’s controversial peace-hugging liberalism with a good old fashioned patricidal scythe hunt.

from the barn house to teh white house

With Mordechai as the campaign manager, the only thing that can stop them is whatever stopped them at the end of Children of the Corn. What stopped them? I don’t remember. That movie was too scary/stupid. I saw it at my cousins’ house. Thanks, cousins. What stopped them, guys? Let me guess: drawn butter and salt. No, let me guess:

stop killing parents!

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