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Mom #3116: Who broke the porcelain on this toilet?
Worker #3116: Not me.
Pépé #3116: Not me.
Mémé #3116: What happened?
Mom #3116: I don’t know, someone must have brought something in here and dropped it because there’s a dent in the floor and there’s a chip in the base of the toilet.
Worker #3116: It wasn’t me.
Pépé #3116: The only thing I take into the bathroom is my penis.
Mémé #3116: Well, that’s not breaking anything.
Pépé #3116: No, it’s not.
Mémé #3116: You got that right.

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