I’m Robert Goulet, Bitch

I’m sorry that you died, Robert Goulet. I’m not sorry that you died because of how great you were, or because it’s sad that people die. Both of those things are pretty open for debate. I’m sorry that you died because I think it’s really upsetting when someone dies and all the obituaries and comedy nerds just talk about what great fodder you were for that hilarious sketch that everyone was obnoxiously quoting from five years ago.

Dear comedy nerds,
you are the worst/most boringest.

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