The Magic Neg

I’m reading the new Harry Potter (before you give me trouble, I AM READING IT FOR WORK, WHY ARE YOU READING IT?) But anyway, um, this part:

“This isn’t your average book,” said Ron. “It’s pure gold: Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. Explains everything you need to know about girls. If only I’d had this last year I’d have known exactly how to get rid of Lavender and I would’ve known how to get going with…Well, Fred and George gave me a copy, and I’ve learned a lot. You’d be surprised, it’s not all about wandwork, either.”

NULLUS AND GROOOOOSSSSSS, RON.

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