When you see this on drudgereport, you laugh but you are compelled:
But let’s look at the evidence please:
She was crawling at five months and walking at nine months.
By 14 months, she was getting herself dressed.
“She spoke really early – by 18 months she was having proper conversations,” Mrs Brown said.
“She would say, ‘Hello I’m Georgia, I’m one’. She was also putting her shoes on and putting them on the right feet.”
Um, excuse me, I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS. Either I’m a genius, or Stephen Hawking is a fucking retard.
I would ask her things like ‘give me two blocks or give me ten blocks’ and she would manage it as easily as you would expect a five-year-old.
“In one test I asked her to draw a circle and she did it so perfectly.
“Most adults would struggle to do that. Her circle was near to being perfect.
“It shows she can physically hold a pen well but also that she understands the concept of a circle.”
Professor Freeman said: “I said to her, ‘What a pretty pink skirt, and you have tights and shoes to match’.
“She said, ‘They’re not pink, they’re purple’.
Fact, if someone asks me to give them two blocks or ten blocks I will give them exactly two blocks, or exactly ten blocks, WITH NO MISTAKES. Fact, I can physically hold a pencil, and I understand the concept of a circle. FACT, I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PINK AND PURPLE.
Seriously, though. I can do all of that stuff. I’m not bragging, it’s just the fucking truth.