So Pumped

fuck yes am i right am i right am i right?

As if a scene in which Dane Cook deigns (fart! pronunciation pun) to sleep with a morbidly obese woman to break his sexual magic and finally date rape Jessica Alba and ends up in a shower scrubbing his dick with industrial cleaner because fucking morbidly obese women is so gross and hilarious wasn’t enough of a reason to see this gem, NICE SILK PANTIES DANE COOK.

Opening night. I’m already in line. Bring me a blanket.

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