Oh, No One Told Me It Was 1999!

Dear CBS,

I have some great new ideas for some reality shows based on your brand new series Pirate Master that I think will really appeal to that elusive 18-35 year old age group.

Robot Master
Unicorn Master
Dinosaur Master
Zombie Master
Ironic Leg Warmers Master
Tron Theme Party Master
Wolf Sweatshirt Master
Owl Pendant Master
PBR Master
Lazer Tag Master
Most Retarded Haircut Master

Please send all my royalties to:

Worker #3116
[redacted]0[redacted] [redacted] St., Apt. [redacted]
Brooklyn, [redacted] 11[redacted]0[redacted]

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