For the past ten years (Jesus Fucking Christ, I just broke a hip typing that), China Jet and I have been having the same argument. His position is that there used to be a cartoon about a boy who turned into a sports car whenever he got warm. My position was that there was never a cartoon about a boy who turned into a sports car whenever he got warm.
In my defense, the example China Jet always used that was so ridiculous was that the boy turned into a sports car when he was in a hot tub, which if anyone can find that clip on YouTube, Carl Kassell will record the outgoing message on your answering machine.
So, China Jet, I am sorry. You were right all along. I feel almost as bad about not believing you on this as I felt that time that The Shark and I told you to drink Palmolive and you did and then we were like “Why would you do that?” and you were like “Because you guys are my best friends, and I trust you, and I wanted to prove that,” and we were like “But you drank Palmolive,” and you were like, “Yeah, I wish my best friends weren’t such assholes.”