A few weeks ago on the phone, Mom #3116 said “If you want to say hello to me in your blog (her word), you can.” Then last night I got a card in the mail telling me how great I was SIGNED MOM 3116. I can’t tell if this is the best or worst development in the world. It’s kind of like if your parents found out you were into S&M. You’d probably have to get over the embarrassment and make peace with it, even going so far as to appreciate the fact that you can have such an open and honest adult relationship with your parents, knowing that they truly love you for who you are.

But if they started using your safe word all the time? That would just be fucked up.

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