Gay X-Men Are Gay

There has been a lot of talk in the critical press about the homosexual metaphors in the new X-Men movie. Now that I have seen it, I can definitely say that when the gays get telekinetic powers capable of disintegrating people’s bodies while flying and/or have retractable pufferfish faces of steel Hellraiser spikes I will definitely have to rethink the whole adoption issue. Should children really be raised in an environment with two same-gendered parents who can walk through walls and turn their bodies into Waterford cyrstal? I’m not so sure. Not anymore.

Also: did anyone notice in the end credits when they had the “the Producers would like to give special thanks to” section that they thanked the City of Vancouver, some church, the Film Board of British Columbia, and Kiehl’s? This is true, and it is very gay.

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