I’ve developed a new test for whether or not you should be reading this diary. Stare at the following image for five seconds:
If you did not laugh even a little bit, you are TOO SMART for me so go home to all of your books and seven-dollar ideas.
If, on the other hand, you not only laughed but you said “Fuck the lab, I’ve got your mysterious ball lightning right here,” you should not only be reading this diary, YOU SHOULD BE WRITING IT.
Maybe then you could explain what mysterious ball lightning is. I will admit that this wholeÂ conceit has some logical problems I’m having trouble resolving.