1. M.I.A. was actually Australia-This-Australia-That wearing brown face. All I really remember was getting really, really angry and telling her that she could not do this, that she could not be M.I.A. Also, the guy who did her beats was really pale and ugly, and he kept getting frustrated with this solid black metal tower of machinery because it was spitting out beats that had uncleared samples in them.
2. I was a ghost in a gang of mischievous ghosts and we were being chased by mortal police. And the police were winning!
In the words of Weather Report: Oh no, no no no. No. No. No, no….no………No. Oh no. No way!