A Message to My Future Demonstrators

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Activists Appeal To God, Congress

46 demonstrators have been arrested outside of Terri Schiavo’s hospice. I don’t know why, but I think this is funny. “We must protect the sanctity of life, and if we don’t, I’m going to throw this garbage can through that plate glass window!” Did you know that my President The Bush didn’t even want to get involved in the first place? He interrupted his vacation and flew to Washington to sign the bill into law because he didn’t want to! The only reason he did it was because he didn’t want to, see?

When I am a brain-dead vegetable, I urge the demonstrators outside my hospice to be a little more peaceful, a little more understanding of the pain and confusion on both sides of the ideological divide. Of course, there won’t be as many demonstrators, because my feeding tube won’t be removed, because I have already expressed to my loved ones my desire that they dedicate their lives to ensuring I never die ever no matter the cost (financial, emotional, or otherwise.) God bless you, Terri Schiavo demonstrators, for giving us all the courage to destroy the very fabric of our constitution for the sake of…wait…wait, I had it…

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