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Worker #3116: Do you know what the hardest part of being diagnosed with Stage 1 Hypertension is?
Clown Coffee:
Worker #3116: The loneliness. The isolation.
Clown Coffee:
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Worker #3116: Did you hear that I’ve been diagnosed with Stage 1 Hypertension and that I’m going to die soon?
Stevil: I read that somewhere. Anyway, [blah blah blah] pizza.
Worker #3116: Fine. No one cares that I’m dying. Well, I’ll show you. I’ll show you all when I will the entirety of my vast fortune to my cats.

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