Monthly Archives: June 2008

A Square Peg Shoved In An Adult Hole (Nullus)

For whatever reason, I was googling around googletown, and I looked up this website. Lame. Did you know that next year they’re pre-empting the Academy Awards for a program called the Lamies and I’m winning Lifetime Achievement? Anyway, whatever, you don’t judge me, I judge you. More importantly, I judge google’s pigeonholing categorization of this website.

Excuse me? What was that?

There is plenty of stuff for an entire family over here. Your entire family could laugh for a year on the jokes this site provides (no, and also fart, and also kill me). I do like the idea of a machine at google HQ reading my online-diary carefully and deciding that it’s simply not appropriate for younger readers. But I don’t appreciate it, google. This is not adult humor. If it was adult humor it would be much more successful. I would own two pairs of pants. What am I even talking about anymore. Oh, I saw this on the internet and it was weird. BLOGGG.

Worker #3116 Has Still Got It

I got a Facebook friend request the other day, but it seemed a little too good to be true.

I am hot that why she add me. Sure. That why all the girls are add me. But I don’t know, it just seemed like we wouldn’t really have anything in common. SEEMED. PAST TENSE. Because one look at her profile and I knew we would have a true love connection.

It’s not often that you find a girl who love exercise you, has her own home based business baby, all music she like, whose favorite TV show is Tila Tequila, and who has read The Art of the Wars. If any of my friends are reading this, don’t expect to see too much of me for awhile. I’m going to be hanging out with Nancy (Nancy?) and her friends. They are cool. COOLER THAN YOU:

You have no idea how many jello shots that guy can put away. I do. It’s 23. We’re total buds. Let’s just say this, I wouldn’t kick him out of a Hot Tub Elimination Ceremony [LINK] (nullus). I think you’re going to really hit it off the with the dude on the right.