What with the new website and everything, this seems like as good of a time as any to answer some Frequently Asked Questions. This will be an easy way for you to learn a little bit more about me, Gabe Delahaye Dot Com, and it will save me the headache of having to constantly answer these questions. That is how frequently they are asked, to the point where answering them gives me a headache. That is definitely a real thing that happens. If anything this whole exercise might as well be called Too Frequently Asked Questions for how often they are asked hahahhahahahhaha. ARE THERE ANY DOCTORS IN THE BLOG? HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA. OK, let’s begin.
Where did you go to college?
I went to the University of Michigan. Next question!
Oh! Did you know Jonah Meisels? He graduated from Michigan in 2003.
Um, no? I mean, it’s a pretty big school. When I went there, I think there were something like 30,000 undergrads. But besides that, I wasn’t even there in 2003. So, no, I didn’t know Jonah Meisels.
He dated my sister for awhile?
You said that like a question, but I don’t think that’s actually a question.
He was OK, I guess. But this one time in high school I gave him some money to buy booze for me and my friends and I figured he would buy, like, beer or rum or whatever, but he bought a bottle of ouzo? It’s Greek, I guess. Have you had ouzo?
I’m not actually sure if I’ve had ouzo or not, but I’ve had pastis and sambuca, and I think all three of them are anise-based liqueurs, so even though I haven’t had it, I’ve probably had something pretty close.
It’s an herb. It tastes kind of like liquorice.
Ouzo tastes like liqourice!
Who buys ouzo, man? Right? You know what I mean?
Sure. People buy ouzo, but not usually for high school kids.
Haha, yeah. You sure you didn’t know Jonah Meisels?
Sorry, no. He sounds great.
Alright. See you around, man.
Wait, that’s it?
Gotta go, man. Good talking to you, though. Peace!
Ew. Peace? Yuck.